OOoh I am scared of tiny, tiny things

That statement is true on many different levels, but currently I'm terrified of these crazy-spastic-jumping-flash crickets! I don't know if you all are familiar with these - I hadn't met one until I moved to NoVa - but they jump around super fast in an unpredictable fashion. Their movements are completely random and evil. The most advanced logarithm in creation could not predict their travel patterns. If Satan ever wanted to show up in insect form, he would be the CSJF cricket. Actually, my reaction to a visitation from the devil himself would be a perfect illustration of what these little monsters illicit from me.

I was just in the bathroom, watering the toilet, when I went to the sink and was suddenly filled with sheer terror. One of those beasts was on the ground between the head and the sink. I nearly skipped washing the hands just so I could GET OUT OF THERE asap. But I talked myself down and, whilst screaming on the inside, soaped up and ran to my current location.

This cricket (ugh I shudder even typing it) poses no realistic threat to me or my safety. But I don't care. It probably is the king of lies out to get me. I'm scared of all sorts of little things that shouldn't frighten me. Moths, for example. And little kids that are cooler than me. Compliments. I think it may have to do with my perhaps overactive imagination. Or latent paranoid schizophrenia. Or developing hypochondria.

It's like four a.m. Blogging in the middle of the nite is to be discouraged, I think.

Remember that song "3am" by Matchbox 20? Remember Matchbox 20? I believe their first hit was "I wanna initiate a physically abusive relationship with you" or something to that effect. That first album was money. Sigh. The good ol' days.
Speaking of which, who is that precious little girl? Wow. I bet she grows up to be a force of nature. You can just tell, yeah? You know what's weird? I don't feel I've changed much at all since then. Just got a bigger vocabulary. I think I'm probably a little scared of her. :)

Um, so I really wrote this post to declare my new challenge. I haven't had one since the end of The Rawness. I've known this one was gonna pop up sooner or later, though, so I guess now is the time. I already hate myself for doing it cuz it's lame and boring. My newest challenge of indeterminate length is the achievement of...balance.

Have you ever met someone who has a balanced life? Yeah, me neither. They're elusive, those guys. Also, no one seems to want balance. Why not, you ask? Because balance is boring. Where's the spontaneity? Where are the binges and the famines and the ulcers and strokes? The meat of life?? Admittedly, balance will probably bring some much needed peace and happiness to me on a regular, predictable basis. But I hate knowing what I'm gonna do tomorrow. I'll need to make sure I set aside a certain time everyday where I can go ahead and chose to do something rash and probably useless if I want. (What, there's a breath-taking sunset tonight? F that. I'm gonna sit in here and watch the Family Guy).

Freedom. I'm insane. And soon to be regular. Ew. What a depressing word. Who wants to help me come up with a more evocative synonym for "balanced", "regular", "predictable", "one who sleeps exactly the same amount nightly", etc.?

Holla back!
Kass

The Love Bullough

Meet my buddy Adam Bullough. Handsome devil, is he not? I met him in southern California where we were serving together as missionaries for a couple of years. The kid is thebomb.com. One of those people of whom you just feel privileged to be in their presence. Aura-licious. He's a musician. He's genuine. He's kind. I always assumed that the world would be hearing from Adam Bullough. The little guy's too big for the universe to keep under wraps. I secretly have been planning on recording music with him someday. He plays the harmonica! You heard me.

Tragedy struck about a month ago when Bullough was thrown from his motorcycle and suffered severe brain trauma. He wasn't wearing a helmet. He was put into an induced coma for two weeks before the specialists (and Adam) could determine whether or not he would see another day. Inexplicably (or maybe not so, to those witnessing), and to the bafflement of his doctors, miracle after miracle have been happening. Luckily, today Adam is improving. He's still in a coma, but is slowly coming to. Even opened his eyes on command a couple of times. In addition to that incredible news, the doctors feel that most of his brain damage can be reversed. Which means Adam will still be Adam. But he fights daily to reclaim his right to wake up again. And again. And again.

Bullough is gonna be fine. More than fine. I have faith. My heart is tortured for his family. I'm grateful for the effort they put into keeping us informed through caringbridge.org. I'm thankful for the reality check.

What am I doing right now? What are you doing? Are you with the ones you love? Everyday, are you becoming, or just being? Are you catching the sunrises? Smelling the Ponderosa Pines (it's like butterscotchy vanilla, btw)? Are you taking chances? Taking pictures?

Am I?

Tomorrow I will get to wake up before the sun rises. It will be effortless. Like it is day after day. And, frankly, I probably won't be grateful for this gift at first. But deep down I will be because I can change. I can change right now. The gift of the rise and shine.

You can change, too. Choose to be happier. Choose to be more giving. Choose to be different. To listen to the voice. To impregnate the moments. Please do.

And please, always remember a helmet.

Holla back.
Kassie

Pennsylvania: The Anus of America

I hate Pennsylvania. It tried to ruin my life at least twice in the past four days. So far. I know it's not gonna stop at construction and tricky road signs. It's gonna go for the jugular next time. I'm on to you PA! Stay away from me.

I finished my raw marathon. It was an interesting experience. This gal to the right here probably tried to run a marathon whilst being raw. She died two hours later. Just kidding. Actually, she could have. I have no idea. Wouldn't that be awful?! Not funny, Cardon.

My conclusion is that going raw was a good decision that gave the body a nice little boost and cleansing, but that is not necessary to maintain good health and to avoid serious problems. Cancer comes from smoking and the cruel inexplicable draft of the underworld. Adult onset diabetes and heart disease usually come from inactivity, eating mostly sugar and lard pretending to be food, and stupidity. But our bodies are pretty good at making the most of what we give it. Balance is where it's at (I've got two turntables and a microphone...). I'm definitely keeping some of the habits I've formed. I tell you what, though, my first non-raw meal was orgasmic. I wanted to rub it all over my body. I chose to eat it instead.

I got to visit my family in Michigan this weekend. Turns out every single one of them are superhuman. And they are all WAY nice to me, the sub par human. I'm barely potty trained. I spent most of the weekend with my nephew Christopher. He's six years old. I can almost keep up with him. He's a Lego savant. We created many important modes of transportation for robots and Indiana Jones. Now they can save the world. I also got to visit with my good friend Khalid up in EL. He is a good time. I recommend him. We probably should have gotten married when we were five. Unfortunately, five-year-old Kassie didn't spend enough time making life goals. Too much time making things out of mud in the garden. (This may explain the above discrepancy between myself and the rest of my family). Anyways, we visited this incredible music store "Elderly's" and I got to touch a Fender bass guitar that was worth more than my life. If I am ever worthy of such an instrument, this is where I will return to purchase it. And the dream lives on.

I made sure my family was prepared for me being unmarried and most likely unimpressive for the rest of my life. They, surprisingly, are as fine with it as I am. Good to know! Very comforting indeed. And the pressure is dissolved. More to come laterz...

Holla back!
Kassie